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Sunday, January 22, 2012

THE PSALMS AND PROVERBS OF COFFEE

The Psalms of Coffee
Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.


The Proverbs of Coffee

  • Better latte than never.
  • A day without coffee is like night...you sleep through it.
  • We all have to do the daily grind.
  • Espresso yourself.
  • Automatic drip defines most people's personalities.
  • Stand your grounds. (Specialy The Mexico Shade Grown)
  • If the spoon doesn't dissolve, it isn't coffee.
  • I love the caffeine; it's the rich taste I could do without.
  • Don't stop till you're shaking.
  • Impatience is a virtue.
  • Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.
  • Who needs sleep when you've got coffee?
  • There's no rest for the caffeinated.
  • Decaf is for sissies.
  • Man cannot live by coffee alone - donuts are pretty essential too.
  • There is no such thing as a free refill.
  • It's okay to be full of beans sometimes.


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From: Ariady "CoffeeMan" Tako
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