The Psalms of Coffee
Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Juan Valdez:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the House of Folger's forever.


The Proverbs of Coffee

• Better latte than never.
• A day without coffee is like night...you sleep through it.
• We all have to do the daily grind.
• Espresso yourself.
• Automatic drip defines most people's personalities.
• Stand your grounds. (Specialy The Mexico Shade Grown)
• If the spoon doesn't dissolve, it isn't coffee.
• I love the caffeine; it's the rich taste I could do without.
• Don't stop till you're shaking.
• Impatience is a virtue.
• Take two cups and call me in the middle of the night.
• Who needs sleep when you've got coffee?
• There's no rest for the caffeinated.
• Decaf is for sissies.
• Man cannot live by coffee alone - donuts are pretty essential too.
• There is no such thing as a free refill.
• It's okay to be full of beans sometimes.

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From: Ariady "CoffeeMan" Tako
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